Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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