Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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