Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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