Already got asked if we're dating
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Are we still banned from the library?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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