If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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