We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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