i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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