Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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