i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
