All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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