pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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