I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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