He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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