thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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