toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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