these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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