It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
