He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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