for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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