That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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