If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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