she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
