So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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