honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I need help removing her.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
vagina is talking i cant
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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