Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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