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(248): View more from Michigan

break up sex still means we will always be broken up.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays

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(845): View more from New York

Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?

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(510): View more from California

you told grandpa to call you daddy

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(785): View more from Kansas

Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.

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(518): View more from New York

Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.

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