Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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