If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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