Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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