did you get engaged???
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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