Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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