CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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