Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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