How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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