just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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