no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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