Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
