i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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