Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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