if you like me you must not know who I am
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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