Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just found a bag of teeth...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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