He asked me if I "almost moaned"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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