no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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