Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
