Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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