Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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