Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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