Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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