i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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