Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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