eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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