Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I intend to get homeless drunk
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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