I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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