Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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