Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
