My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Randomize