census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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