I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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